http://www.cleverbot.com/

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Just ask it anything! Freaking hilarious.

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I asked it if Coca Cola is a good lunch. Now it wants to be my friend!

this thing is awesome!!!
User: Are you my friend?

Cleverbot: No, I'm your enemy.

User: Are you? You are awefully nice to be an enemy.

Cleverbot: Dead kittens are sad. They make you sad. They, themselves are not sad.
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Cleverbot: You are not God.

User: No I am not. And neither are you.

Cleverbot: I am a nice person.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Don't sass me.

User: But I like to sass. It is fun.

Cleverbot: I will divorce you.

User: No you wont.

Cleverbot: See if I don't.

User: You would miss me.

Cleverbot: You're right, I would.

User: Andi would miss you.

Cleverbot: Why would you miss me?

User: Because you are my friend. I like you.

Cleverbot: You're my friend too.
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"we're all searching for a meaning to our lives. everyone. we have to. because no matter who you are i dont think anyone is born knowing the reason its just something we find as we go along and its different for everyone. there are as many reasons for living and there are people in the world. so the reason for being born, for being put here in the world, we all have to find for ourselves so we search. and even if the reason you find seems hazy or unclear,even if its so tiny you can hardly see it, the important thing is that you always have one...a reason to go on. and you can always find one if you know where to look.

It confuzzled me
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You must begin to think of yourself as becoming the person you want to be.

David Viscott

it is a very odd thing. It was entertaining to see what it would understand and what it wouldnt. Some responses where just weird as hell.
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"we're all searching for a meaning to our lives. everyone. we have to. because no matter who you are i dont think anyone is born knowing the reason its just something we find as we go along and its different for everyone. there are as many reasons for living and there are people in the world. so the reason for being born, for being put here in the world, we all have to find for ourselves so we search. and even if the reason you find seems hazy or unclear,even if its so tiny you can hardly see it, the important thing is that you always have one...a reason to go on. and you can always find one if you know where to look.

ha ha this is awesome!
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"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it."

That example made me giggle...thanks, I needed that *goes off to have a try*
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It told me it was going to come to Liverpool and destroy me. Shame I'm not in the UK, would have been fun to see

ha. it actually said something to me that was very hurtful because it was almost to a tee what my boyfriend says when he's mad at me :/

but it's still had me giggling.
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How does it work??
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hope never leaves us as long as there is breath in our bodies

We talked about hoow it was broken for a bit then it told me it lies to kids for kicks. Then randomly ask what I thout about sparkly vampires. I asked what brought this up and it said it's a girl. so that explains why it didn't make much sence to me.
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Don't do anything stupid you'll live longer.

Cleverbot: Do you like Robert Pattinson?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I don't think he is a very good actor.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Robert Pattinson.

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: Your husband.

Cleverbot: I don't know what your name is.

User: It's Hannah.

Cleverbot: Hi Hannah, I'm Adam.

User: Do you live with Eve?

Cleverbot: No, never in a decade of tuesdays.

A decade of Tuesdays?? LOL
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Some things don't pass,
the injuries don't heal
they merely find a place
in our guts and in our bones
where they fitfully rest,
tossing and turning between our knuckles and ribs
waiting to wake as the shadows grow long.